Long time no see..

Ahoy Matey. Here i am again, after a long long time trying to revamp my erstwhile active blog. So, what was i doing all this time. Many unfinished businesses had to be completed. In other news, i also got an intern offer @ Cisco Systems which was a big morale booster.

So, what am i looking forward to this year. Here are some of the most awaited things and also some things that happened and are making news->

1)Formula 1 has become a big bore.

The Red Bull dominance and the sheer pace of the team in Blue has made them unstoppable and to an extent reduced the viewing population of the sport since most of them used to be Ferrari fans.  The prancing horse is old and miserable and the drivers look like second string when compared to RBR drivers. The only true competition Vettel has is from Hamilton who’s driving out of his skin to give him a challenge. Schumi has lost his zeal and he should have atleast given a realistic thought about returning to F1 after the disastrous ’10 season. Vettel is dominant after 4 races winning 3 and 2nd in one. Anybody with me when i say Formula one has become Obsolete??..

2)The Dark defender returns.. Season 6 Dexter..

This season is going to be legendary, but the 5th season was a serious letdown when we start comparing it with the first 4 seasons but it was exhilarating nonetheless. With Lumen leaving Dexter and the kids to be taken care of, will Dexter go on a killing spree again or will we see the last of the dark force in him. Expected to premiere in September ’11 , after the Ice-truck killer, Bay-harbor Butcher, Miguel Prado, Trinity Killer and Jordan Chase, who’s it gonna be this time??..

3) Onions make people cry.. (fact)..

The common man was the worst affected in the exponential price rise of Onions in a matter of a week or so. Onions were sold at 70-80 Rs per kg and the rates increased by 250%. The salads which were given for free in restaurants stopped. VIP tickets were given at the Cricket World Cup to people who had a minimum of 15 kgs onion with them. But now, the prices have dropped and the situation is normal. The onions who got their fair share of limelight are unhappy and want prices to get hiked again..

4) Osama bin Laden killed while watching himself on TV..

Guess what, Osama was hiding in Pakistan inspired by the movie Tere Bin Laden and unfortunately Obama saw it using subtitles and finally carried out Operation Geronimo and finally nabbed the Terrorist in a cold blooded encounter in Obattabad, Pakistan. The Pakistani Government was furious at the Army for not providing effective security to Osama even though the army base was 1.5 km from the hideout. Jesus Christ guarding the gate in the heavens lashed out at the guards for the serious miscommunication that caused Laden to come there. Finally a bit of water pollution took place when he was buried in the sea. RIP Obama..oops..Laden..

5) Team India, Cricket World Cup Champions after 28 years..

Kapil Paaji had an awry smile on his face while India lifted the coveted Cricket World Cup trophy in April. He no longer can be asked by TV news channels as to how it felt when India won it in ’83 and blah blah. Dhoni, cool as ever came up with a masterful knock of 91* and was also aided by the crucial 97 by Gautam Gambhir after Slinga struck twice to remove Sachin and Sehwag early. The media interviewed everybody including the dogs and cats in the cricketers homes and Aaj Tak stopped recruiting its correspondents for a year and swore to keep repeating the World Cup telecast for another year.

Many more updates to come. Feel free to comment if u like the post.

Here’s me signing off. Until next time..

V.C.G.

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